Turkey Bowl

My job has a tradition we like to call "Turkey Bowl" which takes place on Novembver 23rd of every year. We all quit work around 1 or 2 and go to a local elementary school field to play a few hours of two-hand touch football. I usually play tight end, sometimes QB. I have noticed that as the years move on, I become more and more debilitated after each Turkey Bowl. I expect to have serious trouble walking from tomorrow onward. Pity me.