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I went to the local dog park Sunday morning with Ollie, so that he could get some play time in and not feel so neglected later in the day when I would be planted to the couch watching the wild-card playoff games. The dog park is located off of a fairly rural road and along the way, I spotted a magazine that had been discarded. I only had to glimpse its glossy, full-color pages to recognize it as some kind of porn mag. Amused, I pulled over and got out my car to pick it up. As I approached I realized I was right about it being a porn mag. As a nice bonus, it turned out to be one of the more raunchy brands, the current issue of "High Society".

My first thought was "Score!" And then I immediately realized how silly this was considering I could just buy my very own new copy whenever I liked. I was still pretty amused at this whole event though. It recalled those special few times when I found some porno mags discarded in the woods when I was 16 or 15. Such a find was like gold and those instincts are hard to break. Being reminded of those days made me feel a little bit like I was 15 or 16 again, so what the hell, I picked the mag up.

It was in decent shape, it hadn't been rained on and had only just been rolled up so the pages weren't even bent or creased. I imagine that some teenagers had bought it the previous night (or stolen it from their Dad's stash) while they were out cruising, or maybe on their way to a party or something. At some point one of them decided to throw the mag out the window for some reason (oh the shame!). A quick flip through the pages impressed me. It is easy to forget that the free internet porn (NSFW!) I am most familiar with *ahem* is much lower quality stuff than what you can buy.

Anyway, Later that night during the Giants - Eagles game I remembered that I had this copy of "High Society", so I mentioned it to Chris. "Hey honey, guess what I what I found on the side of the road on the way to the dog park?"

I don't need to finish the rest of that conversation. Let's just leave it at this - "Score!"